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judymartn:

T H E   B L A C K   S I S T E R S

Bellatrix: A woman with thick, shining dark hair, long eyelashes and heavily hooded eyes… was sitting in the chained chair as though it were a throne.
Andromeda:  As she moved forward into the room, her resemblance to her sister Bellatrix became much less pronounced: Her hair was a light, soft brown and her eyes were much wider, and kinder.
Narcissa: She was so pale that she seemed to shine in the darkness; the long blonde hair streaming down her back gave her the look of a drowned person.

(Source: judymartn)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)

missaralindsey:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

undercover-witch:

whatwoulddanhowelldo:

phlynn:

americans seem to think there are two accents in england

  • tally ho old chum cheerio yes yes wot wot

and

  • YOU AIGHT M8 I’LL FUCK YA UP FOR LOOKIN AT MY TELLY

which is 100% true

actually everyone thinks that

but english people seem to think americans have two accents

  • well hidey ho thare I was just goin to round up them there horses

and

  • woah gnarly waves dude lets go eat a hamburger and smoke some weed

also 100% true

  • Setting:

    Great Hall. Lily Evans is sitting with her boyfriend. James is moping and poking at his food, much to the other Marauders' amusement.

  • Sirius:

    Hey Jude...

  • James:

    Ah no.

  • Sirius:

    Don't make it bad.

  • James:

    We've been over this. It's not even a proper nickname for James.

  • Sirius:

    Take a sad song and make it better.

  • James:

    Stop!

  • Peter:

    Remember to let her into your heart.

  • James:

    Don't you start.

  • Remus:

    Then you can start to make it better...

  • James:

    I hate you all.

  • - several minutes later -

  • All Four Marauders:

    -Standing on the table-

  • Marauders:

    Naaaaaa Naaa Naa Nanananaaaa Nanananaaaa Hey Jude!

  • Sirius:

    JUDE JUDAY JUDAY JUDAY JUDAY JUDAY AAOOOOWWOW!

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